Greetings, warriors of steel, and welcome to a most rocking 2012! Now that the alcoholic revelry of steel has subsided, it is time for Conquest to get back into business, and we have done so in many ways:
First of all, we have announced some new gigs for you to rock at, so come and see us play!
Next, we are again hard at work working on the new tracks we’ve written for the next album. They are sounding like the strongest we’ve ever written — raw, stripped down and rocking. It won’t be too long before we are able to share some early versions.
We have also started working on some new merchandise/artwork — watch this space for updates, brothers of steel.
Christmas was most holy at the tail end of last year, my dear children. My midnight mass was a metal spectacular, with the final communion hymn led by Deicide. Our Christmas meal was an orgy of feasting, with the communion wine switched for scotch. And to top it all off, I took three grams of speed, decapitated a choir boy and made three nuns pregnant. And I got off on bail — don’t you just love the catholic church? \m/
We are returning closer to home for this one, metal warriors! We are visiting the metal haunts of Halifax to rock your socks off — full details to be announced very soon.
Hails to you, metal warriors! The men of Steel have been involved in many daring deeds of Conquest in the last few weeks: read on, and contain your excitement no more!
First of all, we’d like to say a big thank you to everyone who saw us play in Cambridge a couple of weeks ago, especially the other bands and organisers! We had a rocking good time. Our next gig is Trillians, Newcastle, on the 2nd of December.
Next, we have done some more work on songs for a new album. The new material is looking to be much more back to basics metal than the previous album (Storm Sword), more in the vein of the recent single release (Victorious in Defeat). One track is tentatively titled “Here comes the metal”, and will feature more steel than an army of robots.
Finally, we’d also like to report our big news — The Steel are playing a private event next week, playing above the bill from Guns ‘n’ Roses*, as main support act to Iron Maiden**! The crowds are bound to go wild for this young fresh steel, in the midst of the old established monoliths.
* ok, it’s actually Guns2Roses.
** and Higher On Maiden.
The priest speaks
Axl Rose can kiss my pious arse. And where’s my whisky? And my bitches?
Greetings metal warriors — I hope you are still rocking hard, with a symposium of steel strafing your eardrums! The men of Steel have been hard at work in the last few weeks. First of all, we very much enjoyed slaying the onlookers at the Bradford Gasworks, along with Let em’ Burn and When Idols Fall! Many metal hails to everyone who came to see us, and to the Mighty Gore Horse for being really quite hilarious.
We have also been writing some new material, for a new album intended for release in the (no so) near future. We will hopefully allow these tracks to see the light of day soon. And we are looking forward to our next couple of gigs, in Cambridge and Newcastle! Trendy unbelievers, fear for your souls.
The priest speaks
The last time a trendy metal non-believer entered my sacred church of steel, I said 10 hail Marys then beat him to death with my cock ring.
Greetings warriors! The moment you have been waiting for is now upon you! The long-awaited “Man of the Dragon video” is now available, see below. For those of you who weren’t there, the Steel’ held an exclusive release party at Conquest Towers, with lot of blood sweat and beer flowing all night, and this was the end result.
The new 7 inch single, “Victorious in Defeat”, is out now, available to buy from nofacerecords.co.uk. Spread the word and share the metal!
Conquest are slaying the trendy hordes of unbelievers in Cambridge at The Portland Arms on Saturday the 5th of November. The doors open at 8pm, and cost in is £5 on the door. The full lineup is as follows:
Conquest return to the spiritual home of metal! On Saturday 8th October the Steel rock the Bradford Gasworks, supported by Let ‘em Burn and When Idols Fall! The gig is free, and the doors open at 8pm, with bands playing till about 11.30. So here’s a shout out to all you Bradford warriors — turn up and raise your fists!